OK, OK, we may have been a little hasty in labelling Zlatan Ibrahimovic as the laziest player to grace the Euro 2008 stage after the first game, but if ever we needed proof that every squad is reading these pages, he’s it. After a truly woeful first match against Greece in terms of work rate and a slating by us, Ibrahimovic bucked his ideas up against Spain, and until he was taken off at half time covered most of the opposition’s half of the field according to the Castrol Index heat map below. Well done for paying attention to us, Zlatan, now go out there and score a hatful (Fantasy Football is a great motivator at Euro 2008 Statistics Towers!)

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