We’re here at last, and as millions across the country wind down for another easy Friday afternoon at the grindstone – myself and Tom are slaving away preparing for what we plan to be some hugely comprehensive coverage of the big tournament.
We’ve made our predictions (Italy and Holland), we’ve placed our bets and watched every football video we have been able to get our hands on since ‘Gazza’s Glory’ – God knows we’ve even been listening to Collpased Lung’s Eat my Goal, New Order’s World in Motion and Diamond Lights by Hoddle and Waddle in a loop –
So finally, we’re ready to go…
And here – to begin, are some statistical (powered by those champs at castrolindex.com) insights into tomorrow’s games… Starting with Switzerland vs. Czech Republic.
Now despite their home advantage, it seems that the bookies are pretty much split between the two nations – which to me is a surprise. Short of any real attacking flair – prime threat Alexander Frei rarely ventures wide to fetch the ball, instead preferring to wait in the middle for the perfect delivery – as this heat-map, captured in the 4-0 friendly reverse against Germany shows – it is vital for Swiss goalscoring that he gets some seriously good service.

Coupled with that, and in the same match – it seems that the notoriously ponderous Phillipe Senderos was the quickest player on the pitch. A worrying indictment for any defence having to cope with the pace of Milan Baros… A striker who statistically slipped into the top 10 of strikers during the qualifying campaign (quite by mistake we imagine?).

However – one might also be surprised to learn that Philippe Senderos and Ludovic Magnin made the top 20 defenders in qualifying, although the Czechs had Pospech, Jankulovski and Rozenhal in the same ‘shake-up’. Indeed, those Eastern Europeans ha players in the relative Top 20’s, with the Swiss only 6.
So get your money on the Czech – mate!
Jack predicts 2-0 to Czech Republic, whilst Tom predicts 2-1 to the same side.